Monday, October 17, 2011

Girls are mad, and boys are dumb

Girl thinking: "I don't think its gonna workout between us, he doesn't care about what I want!"
Boy thinking: "Isse kya ho gaya hai?"



Girl thinking: "He never thinks about our future together...."
Boy thinking: "What is she thinking? Lagta hai maine kuch galat kiya hai..."



Girl thinking: "Bolta tha palkon pe bitha ke rakhunga, yahan mitti ke dher pe lake khada karke bada khush ho raha hai jaise pata nahin mujhe koi hill station pe le aaya ho!"
Boy thinking: "Lagta hai use kuch cheez chahiye thi, she was expecting me to understand it without her saying it..."



Girl thinking: "Isko samajh nahin aata ki mujhe ek cell phone ki zaroorat hai, itne saste ho gaye hain aaj kal, price list dekho! fir bhi janab ko paise bachane ki padhi hai, post office bonds me daal diye is mahine ki salary"
Boy thinking: "Hmmm.. lemme trace what we did till now, we got up in the morning, I got an SMS that my salary has been credited today, we went to the post office to submit the bond application, and now we are standing here, hawa khaate hue bus ka intezaar kar rahe, aur ab yeh sad face banaye hue hai, lafda kya hai? maine kya kiya?"



Advice to the boy: Abe dhakkan, ek hafta pehle usne tujhe Femina magazine mein kuch dekhne ko kaha tha .. woh Samsung ke naye phone ki advertisement dikha rahi thi aur tujhe laga ki woh uske baju wale page pe money savings ke article padhne ko keh rahi hai.... popat... She is a woman .. women always think of spending, not saving :P

1 comment:

Ankit said...

hahaha...well said...n true indeed!