Once there was a restaurant called 'signature', which received patrons of the highest stature. Of the good food we were soon bereft, The restaurant closed down and we were like "What the eff?" 'Shatranj Napoli' was the name of the successor, Which received negative reviews from all connoisseurs. The service was bad, and the food did suck, And the only time we went there, we were like "What the *uck?" Today there is a new joint thats come up there ova, Invoking hopes and expectations from everyone in versova. Let's see if the new one can rise above the muck After all its been done up and aptly name "WTF?"