Fun times at L & T EmSyS with friends
Here is a tribute to our friendship and the moments we spent at EmSyS, Powai. The tribute is in a story form titled: "agar hamari moms friends hoti and if we were all born on the same day.."
once there were 6 ladies, they were best friends : AM, KM, JM, SM, HM, DM
They were childhood friends fir sab bade ho gaye aur unki shaadi ho gayi and guess what? they were all expecting us on and around the same day...
Sab pregnant the and sab apne apne ghar pe baithe rehte the.. they used to talk to each other on fone whenever they had mood swings.. pregnancy mein hota hai na..
Ek din (very near their delivery date), they were talking on the fone.. cordless .. conference call sab ke sab 6 log.. it was 10 pm at night, thats when KM said "i think my water just broke and I am going into labour". So she kept the fone down called her husband and they went to the Kokila ben hospital. The other 5 ladies thought: "well what the hell, lets us all get admitted together at the same hospital, KM ki baari aa gayi toh hamari baari bhi aane wali hogi!"
So they all reached the hospital and they asked the hospital staff to admit them into the same huge hall... so all 6 of them had their beds in the same room... so KM was already in labour when the other 5 ladies entered the hall, the doctor their looked at the clock and said "its taking a long time, its already 11:59 PM, lagta hai aapka baccha ab kal pesh hoga!" and the moment he said that, the clock struck 12:00am and a baby boy popped out and lo and behold he was named "KALPESH" and then there was joy and happiness and tears and 5 other ladies huddled around KM and Kalpesh.
Two hours passed and their was no action, KM decided to stay on till the other 5 of her best friends delivered, she thought out loud "we are so lucky to have are kids born on the same day!". Well another hour passed and the ladies were getting anxious/impatient.. next kiska aayega... so to pass the time they ordered tea. The nurse bought them tea but then everyone knows, pregnant ladies get super hungry, so AM asked for Rusk/marie biscuts along with the chai and the nurse obliged. Thats when it happened, DM had just dipped a biscut in her Tea when her chance came. After lots of pushing and heaving, out came a girl! and she was named "DEEPTI" (actually nurse vernacular medium school se thi so DIPTEA ki jagah DEEPTI likh diya).
So they were all now sitting together and looking at the two earlybirds.. "so cute! so cute!" is all one could hear. And all that excitement got KALPESH and DEEPTI excited too, they laughed and laughed and laughed... and chote bacchon ko toh kuch bladder control nahin hota toh, aise cute jaisa itna hasenge toh susu bahar aa jaayega hi na.. toh dono ne susu kar diya.. floor pe gir gaya sab. Toh nurse aayi saaf karne with a mop. Mop chota sa tha, so she couldnt clean the whole thing up so AM said "hey nurse I think you need A NEW RAG to clean the whole thing up"... jaise hi AM ne woh bola tab woh labour mein chale gayi and few minutes later out came a boy and they named him "ANURAG". They didnt want a "W" in his name so they changed NEW to NU.
And so now 50% process complete ho gaya tha.. three kids were remaining!
A few minutes later, SM went into labour.. her labour lasted the longest, her kid was the fattest na! thats why! bahut bahut der ke baad ek moti se cute si girl was born. SM was relived and so were the rest 5. The nurse took the girl and bathed her. While she was away the six of them were fighting what to name the girl.. zoor zoor se naam chilla rahe the .. they were so excited that maybe SM and her kid would be awarded the LIMCA book of records ka record for the heavyiest baby and during that lound discussion/commotion, the nurse entered with the latest baby and was asking them "bacchi ka naam kya rakhna hai" . Sab log itna chilla rahe the excitement mein (and ANURAG, DEEPTI AND KALPESH were crying on top of that) ki no one noticed the nurse. Thats when the nurse gestured to SM ki she wants to say something. Thats when SM starting Shhing everyone and asking them to keep quiet. she said: "SHH wait" "Shh wait" and so nurse ko laga wohi naam hai uska, and she wrote on the baby's form "SHWETA". After that she dumped the baby in SM's arms and went away... itne heavy bacchi ko uthake uske haath dukh gaye the.
So first we had two thin kids : KALPESH and DEEPTI and then we had two fat kids: ANURAG and SHWETA... now JM was wondering i think mera itna mota toh nahin hoga.. her mother in law called "JM how are you, baccha hua ki nahin? what about your friends?" and JM replied: "AM,KM,DM aur SM ke toh hogayi.. do bacche mote the and do patle... sirf main aur HM baaki hain" and jaise hi JM yeah bola tabhi her water broke and she she said to her MIL "Momji main aapko baad mein fone karti hun lagta hai meri baari bhi aa gayi!".
And so she too went into labour and had a boy. As the rest of the ladies huddled around her, she called her mother in law to give her the good news. she said: "momji its a boy" to which her MIL asked "is he mota or thin?, i hope its thin hamare ghar pe sab log thin hai, bolo bolo" and JM replied "jeee jee jee thin hai" and the crazy nurse wrote "JITHIN" as the baby's name because she thought JM was telling her MIL her baby's name!!!!
ab bas HM ki baari thi, everyone was looking towards HM with expectation "HM come on yaar, kitna time legi!"
and HM was like "dheeraj rakho yaaron, mera bhi hone wala hi hai..." and tabhi ho hi gaya.. and it was a girl... and the nurse cleaned up the baby and brought her to her mom. HM being ever so competitive (noth indian hote hai na competitive/show off karne wale), within a few mins of her birth, we could see her cajoling her baby girl "Hi mummy bolo, betaaa , Hi mummy bolo, bolo na hi mummy" and woh pagal nurse ko laga wohi woh baby ka naam hai and she wrote on the form "HIMANI" (english theek se nahin aati thi na... spelling mistake kar diya fir se!")
and so that's how we would have gotten our names ...
MISS YOU GUYS .... MISS THE TIMES WE SPENT AT L & T TALKING ABOUT RANDOM THINGS.. SPECIALLY IN THE BREAKOUT AREA...
once there were 6 ladies, they were best friends : AM, KM, JM, SM, HM, DM
They were childhood friends fir sab bade ho gaye aur unki shaadi ho gayi and guess what? they were all expecting us on and around the same day...
Sab pregnant the and sab apne apne ghar pe baithe rehte the.. they used to talk to each other on fone whenever they had mood swings.. pregnancy mein hota hai na..
Ek din (very near their delivery date), they were talking on the fone.. cordless .. conference call sab ke sab 6 log.. it was 10 pm at night, thats when KM said "i think my water just broke and I am going into labour". So she kept the fone down called her husband and they went to the Kokila ben hospital. The other 5 ladies thought: "well what the hell, lets us all get admitted together at the same hospital, KM ki baari aa gayi toh hamari baari bhi aane wali hogi!"
So they all reached the hospital and they asked the hospital staff to admit them into the same huge hall... so all 6 of them had their beds in the same room... so KM was already in labour when the other 5 ladies entered the hall, the doctor their looked at the clock and said "its taking a long time, its already 11:59 PM, lagta hai aapka baccha ab kal pesh hoga!" and the moment he said that, the clock struck 12:00am and a baby boy popped out and lo and behold he was named "KALPESH" and then there was joy and happiness and tears and 5 other ladies huddled around KM and Kalpesh.
Two hours passed and their was no action, KM decided to stay on till the other 5 of her best friends delivered, she thought out loud "we are so lucky to have are kids born on the same day!". Well another hour passed and the ladies were getting anxious/impatient.. next kiska aayega... so to pass the time they ordered tea. The nurse bought them tea but then everyone knows, pregnant ladies get super hungry, so AM asked for Rusk/marie biscuts along with the chai and the nurse obliged. Thats when it happened, DM had just dipped a biscut in her Tea when her chance came. After lots of pushing and heaving, out came a girl! and she was named "DEEPTI" (actually nurse vernacular medium school se thi so DIPTEA ki jagah DEEPTI likh diya).
So they were all now sitting together and looking at the two earlybirds.. "so cute! so cute!" is all one could hear. And all that excitement got KALPESH and DEEPTI excited too, they laughed and laughed and laughed... and chote bacchon ko toh kuch bladder control nahin hota toh, aise cute jaisa itna hasenge toh susu bahar aa jaayega hi na.. toh dono ne susu kar diya.. floor pe gir gaya sab. Toh nurse aayi saaf karne with a mop. Mop chota sa tha, so she couldnt clean the whole thing up so AM said "hey nurse I think you need A NEW RAG to clean the whole thing up"... jaise hi AM ne woh bola tab woh labour mein chale gayi and few minutes later out came a boy and they named him "ANURAG". They didnt want a "W" in his name so they changed NEW to NU.
And so now 50% process complete ho gaya tha.. three kids were remaining!
A few minutes later, SM went into labour.. her labour lasted the longest, her kid was the fattest na! thats why! bahut bahut der ke baad ek moti se cute si girl was born. SM was relived and so were the rest 5. The nurse took the girl and bathed her. While she was away the six of them were fighting what to name the girl.. zoor zoor se naam chilla rahe the .. they were so excited that maybe SM and her kid would be awarded the LIMCA book of records ka record for the heavyiest baby and during that lound discussion/commotion, the nurse entered with the latest baby and was asking them "bacchi ka naam kya rakhna hai" . Sab log itna chilla rahe the excitement mein (and ANURAG, DEEPTI AND KALPESH were crying on top of that) ki no one noticed the nurse. Thats when the nurse gestured to SM ki she wants to say something. Thats when SM starting Shhing everyone and asking them to keep quiet. she said: "SHH wait" "Shh wait" and so nurse ko laga wohi naam hai uska, and she wrote on the baby's form "SHWETA". After that she dumped the baby in SM's arms and went away... itne heavy bacchi ko uthake uske haath dukh gaye the.
So first we had two thin kids : KALPESH and DEEPTI and then we had two fat kids: ANURAG and SHWETA... now JM was wondering i think mera itna mota toh nahin hoga.. her mother in law called "JM how are you, baccha hua ki nahin? what about your friends?" and JM replied: "AM,KM,DM aur SM ke toh hogayi.. do bacche mote the and do patle... sirf main aur HM baaki hain" and jaise hi JM yeah bola tabhi her water broke and she she said to her MIL "Momji main aapko baad mein fone karti hun lagta hai meri baari bhi aa gayi!".
And so she too went into labour and had a boy. As the rest of the ladies huddled around her, she called her mother in law to give her the good news. she said: "momji its a boy" to which her MIL asked "is he mota or thin?, i hope its thin hamare ghar pe sab log thin hai, bolo bolo" and JM replied "jeee jee jee thin hai" and the crazy nurse wrote "JITHIN" as the baby's name because she thought JM was telling her MIL her baby's name!!!!
ab bas HM ki baari thi, everyone was looking towards HM with expectation "HM come on yaar, kitna time legi!"
and HM was like "dheeraj rakho yaaron, mera bhi hone wala hi hai..." and tabhi ho hi gaya.. and it was a girl... and the nurse cleaned up the baby and brought her to her mom. HM being ever so competitive (noth indian hote hai na competitive/show off karne wale), within a few mins of her birth, we could see her cajoling her baby girl "Hi mummy bolo, betaaa , Hi mummy bolo, bolo na hi mummy" and woh pagal nurse ko laga wohi woh baby ka naam hai and she wrote on the form "HIMANI" (english theek se nahin aati thi na... spelling mistake kar diya fir se!")
and so that's how we would have gotten our names ...
MISS YOU GUYS .... MISS THE TIMES WE SPENT AT L & T TALKING ABOUT RANDOM THINGS.. SPECIALLY IN THE BREAKOUT AREA...
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