Bhusawal ka chor

Bhusawal se chada tha woh train mein
choori ke irade se
ek archan aa gayi uske plan mein
khopdi mein bheje ki kami se

He was about to take off with the lady's bag
But was noticed by the husband of the old hag
The lady was being critical about our generation
And now she was being punished for her baseless accusations

Soon the TC and RPF were called
And so began a verbal brawl
The youth began reciting his well reharsed story
And secretly one of us wished the scene would turn gory

Ladke ne fekna chalu kiya lambi lambi
Dene hindi ka exam koi
ja raha tha woh mumbai

TC aur RPF use le gaye
auntyji ka purse toh khojne pe bhi mila nahin
itne excitement se toh bhai hum thak gaye
so kar hoosh kab khoya pata nahin

A few minutes later
There was some further chatter
The lady's bag was located
And her happiness was reinstated


.. a poem about a foiled robbery incident onboard our train as we returned home from Jabalpur inaccurately narrated by me in hinglish.